This is very fucking sad. I am that starved for entertainment, I've been reduced to watching Revenge of the Sith. And not for Hayden Christensen in eyeliner, but because it's one of the only things I've got left. I'm going to end up like Bleh in Drawn Together, only instead of I Am Sam reviews, I'll speak soley in horrendous George Lucas-penned ( Read more... )

In keeping with the holiday spirit, and to make up for the fact that the journal has been sadly lacking in news of chocolate or duckies or Zombie Jesus over the weekend, I present to you:


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I knew if I waited long enough, eventually the price of RotS would drop to a point where it's commensurate with the film's actual value. Although it's a good thing I rate films on factors like "has pretty boys wearing eyeliner" and "features horrific yet massively amusing maimings", otherwise I'd have to wait for someone to pay me to take it off ( Read more... )

Aww man, Rollo Weeks was in the Little Vampire. Now I really am going to kill myself. Or maybe go back in time and stop him from starring in shitty movies that I watched because I had a crush on various leading actors (Richard E. Grant, you freaks, not that stupid little brat from Jerry Maguire). But then it would be like that episode of the ( Read more... )

First of all, let it be known that BT are fucking weasel-felching monkey rapists, and I hope everyone connected with them dies a painful and fiery death, possibly involving lava, severed limbs, and Hayden Christensen's inability to act ( Read more... )

Meme stolen from imbeiaiel:

Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things.

Copy and give your own top fives. So, rather than do the sensible thing and get an early night in preparation for a twelve-hour work day tomorrow (Boo!), I have decided to sit up and eat muffins and watch ( Read more... )

Now that my exams are over, I've been trying to come up with a sequel to Of Stuffed Unicorns and Stretchmarks. Unfortunatly, though I have ideas a-plenty, the giant sign in my head that says "Babies = Bad" is stopping any of them from really getting off the ground. So in the grand tradition of flaky New Age-types and Star Wars nerds alike, I ( Read more... )